Frank Ocean released his free Boys Don’t Cry magazine at four different locations around the world (LA, NYC, Chicago and London), and if you weren’t able to get your hands on one, one feature from the first issue of Boys Don’t Cry features none other than Kanye West. West wrote a rap/poem dedicated to the biggest fast food chain in the world titled “The McDonald’s Man.” ‘Ye addresses how the fries at McDonald’s had a plan but was met with hostility from all the other menu items. Read it below.
Kanye West – The McDonald’s Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie